Happy Birthday Jesus! Love, The Slaves

(c) Paul Kuczynski . Via http://twentytwowords.com/2012/07/06/13-dark-pieces-of-satire-to-make-you-stop-and-think/

(c) Paul Kuczynski . Via http://twentytwowords.com/2012/07/06/13-dark-pieces-of-satire-to-make-you-stop-and-think/

So here’s my rant for the day.

I’ve seen a blog floating around, proclaiming that those who shop on Thanksgiving Thursday “are part the problem.”

I agree. Whole-heartedly.

But the idea that we can separate Thursday from Black Friday is absurd to me.

Because in both cases, we’re not merely interrupting the holidays of our friends who now have to work instead of eat more turkey; we’re not merely contributing to and bolstering a wholly consumerist culture. No, in any case – whether shopping on Thursday, Friday, or throughout the month for red hot deals and steals from standard retailers – we’re contributing to the global slave trade. We’re burying our heads in the sand and pretending that Wal-Mart and Target employees are the only ones who warrant consideration in this sordid tale of stuff hoarding, all in celebration of the Sweet Baby Jesus.

Even when we bypass Thursday’s sales “on principle” and shop Black Friday instead, we’re almost certainly purchasing things produced by slaves around the world.

I cannot emphasize this enough: If we’re shopping for deals and steals, demanding cheaper stuff, we’re not shopping with a conscience.

I was accused once already today of basically throwing the baby out with the bathwater, and missing how God can redeem evil consumerism for His good. When we give toys to needy children, it’s a small redemption. When we teach our own kids, in practice, that it’s better to give than receive, it’s a small redemption.

Again, I agree whole-heartedly.

But small redemptions can’t cost the lives and hours of slaves around the world.

I learned last week that based on what I typically buy throughout the year – from makeup to clothes to running shoes to food to gifts – 57 slaves work for me.

    Fifty Seven Slaves Work For Me.

With that fact still sinking into my mind, I’m duly convicted (and convinced) that if I’m not ethically sourcing the gifts I’m giving not just to my own kids but to toy drives, etc., then I’m still part of the problem…whether or not I participate in Thursday’s or Black Friday’s sales.

Our consumerist culture that demands lots of cheap goods at deep discounts; our need for Thursday and Black Friday or Amazon Monday (or whatever it is) deals and steals; our insistence on getting cheap stuff so we can “give the most with the money we have” (or, too often, the money we don’t have) doesn’t just roll out over our next-door neighbors who have to work Thanksgiving Day. Our participation echoes globally and reiterates to the slave who made the product that she isn’t worth our consideration.

So, if I may humbly suggest some more considerate, ethical alternatives:
1) Shop Small Business Saturday, and stay within a 10 mile radius of your own home. Buy from your friends who’ve got stores up on Etsy. Encourage those same friends to ethically source the materials for the awesome goods they’re selling.
2) Instead of buying a cart load of gifts for each person on your list, check out your local Fair Trade retailer and buy them each one awesome gift, made by a former slave in another country whose life depends on your shopping patterns.
3) Instead of throwing away cash on stuff you don’t need that’s made by slaves, give a chunk of change to Typhoon or Tornado relief efforts.
4) Check out World Vision or Compassion International, and instead of buying a thing for your kids, let each of them choose a child to sponsor and exchange letters with throughout the year.
5) If your budget doesn’t allow you to purchase higher-priced goods, shop at thrift stores like The Salvation Army, or forego shopping altogether. Cheaper prices mean cheaper lives.

It takes effort. It takes serious diligence to know where your goods are coming from; maybe even more intention to care enough to change it and reduce our slavery footprint.

But I believe it’s worth it. Moreso, I believe it’s crucial to living Disciple lives.

Some other good stuff to check out, while you’re at it (because my thoughts are hardly original):
>> The Slavery Footprint That Makes Me Cringe and Cry and Consider More Than Thursday

>> The Message On Christian Consumerism That Made Me Want to Get Out of the Mouse House:

>> The Blog That Started It All For Me

  • Micah D. R. Bower

    It’s unnerving to me how consumerism increases almost exponentially every year. Don’t get me wrong: I’m one hell of a consumer. I love stuff and things. But when did Thanksgiving and Christmas get so out of control about it? I want my 1950s-era holidays back *whines and stomps feet*. I’m exhausted of hearing and seeing all the commercials (especially the car commercials. I swear to God, if my husband ever buys me a car for Christmas…). The toy commercials wear me thin. What are children learning from all of this? What are we adults learning from all of this?

    Yes. I love stuff and things. But I kind of really want to more more toward a gift-giving style that is thoughtful. And not just for the receiver. Handmade gifts. Responsibly sourced gifts. Creative gifts.

    Christmas really just makes my brain hurt anymore.